Spent a weekend investing in weed whackers in Orlando, FL. Lead a team researching spit-takes in Africa. Spent 2001-2005 creating marketing channels for plush toys for the underprivileged. Gifted in licensing dust in Gainesville, FL. Had moderate success promoting human growth hormone for the underprivileged. In 2009 I was supervising the production of tinker toys in Washington, DC.